Dynamite Fishing Lures Microwave Popcorn
Instructions: Redneck Fishing
Step 1: Carefully light fuse and toss lure into water
Step 2: You... HAUL ASS
Step 3: After loud blast, return to fishing area and quickly gather fish.
Step 4: After gathering Fish, REPEAT step 2.
Contents: Microwave popcorn on the cob!